Wednesday, October 15, 2008

5 Warning Signs That You Are About To Run In The Spokane Marathon

1. As you are leaving the hotel someone asks if you are running in the marathon today.....
Our Reply: 'No, we just wanted to take advantage of this beautiful crisp 27 degree weather..'
2. At the beginning of the trail you notice two women huddled over a table with cups of water...
Our Thoughts: 'They must be having a campus event at 7 am on Sunday morning.......'
3. Running on the trail, that runs along the river, you pass a runner, running at a very fast pace in the opposite direction...
Our Thoughts: 'The cross-country team must be having a time trial.......'
4. Continuing to run on the narrow trail many more runners begin to pass you. This time you notice that they are wearing numbers on their shirts......
Our Thoughts: 'The school must be hosting a 5k fun run........'
5. Hundreds of runners are soon coming at you, forcing you off the trail... the only choice you have is to run along with them....
Our Response: 'This must be the Spokane Marathon........'

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